Where's he gone, man? Eight?
他去哪儿了，伙计？小八？
What if he's fallen in the canal?
如果他掉进了运河怎么办？
Well, if he has, then he's dead.
额，如果他掉进去，那他就死了。
The app don't even work. Your app don't work.
该应用程序甚至无法运行。您的应用无法正常工作。
Have you lot seen Eight? It's a bit further down here.
你看过 小八 吗？这里稍微靠后一点。
Nah, he's lost again.
不，他又迷路了。
PHONE: Turn left. No, it's this way.
电话：左转。不，是这样的。
The app is on, but we still can't find him. Turn left.
应用程序已打开，但我们仍然找不到他。左转。
In five metres, turn left.
5 米后，左转。
Eight!
小八！
I thought you said you loved nature.
我以为你说过你热爱大自然。
I do love nature.
我确实热爱大自然。
When it's on television and David Attenborough's presenting.
当它在电视上和 David Attenborough 的介绍时。
I hate nature in real life.
我讨厌现实生活中的大自然。
It smells like shit around here.
这儿闻起来像屎。
Plants and...plants and that.
到处都是植物
It's so long.
太长了。
I think I swallowed a mosquito.
我想我吞下了一只蚊子。
Yeah? You all right? Yeah. Where is he, man?
是的？你没事吧？是的。他在哪儿，伙计？
He's got to be here somewhere.
他一定在这里的某个地方。
Turn left. Well he's not going to be far, is he?
左转。嗯，他不会走得太远，对吧？
He never leaves Small Heath, cos...
他从来没离开过小希思，因为……
BOTH: I can only poo in my own house.
两人：我只能在自己家里拉屎。
You have reached your destination.
您已到达目的地。
He's an odd fellow. That's what Miss Peters used to say at school.
他是个奇怪的家伙。这是彼得斯小姐在学校里常说的话。
"You're an odd fellow, Arslan."
“你是个奇怪的家伙，阿尔斯兰。”
You don't want to go in there.
你不想进去。
Don't!
不要！
Where have you been? You know him?
你去哪了？你认识他吗？
Yes, we know him. He belongs to us, yeah. This is our shed!
是的，我们认识他。他属于我们，是的。这是我们的棚子！
This? You bring it from home, did you?
这？你是从家里带来的，是吗？
He kicked us out. Life's full of disappointments, innit?
他把我们赶出去了。生活充满了失望，innit？
Yeah. Well, move on, then. Move.
是的。那么，请继续。走吧。
What's McFly staring at, there? What are you going to do,
McFly 在那儿盯着什么？你打算做什么，
burn a man with your hair straighteners? Go away.
用你的直发器烫伤一个男人？走开。
What are you doing in here, Bear Grylls?
你在这儿做什么，贝尔·格里尔斯？
You're not drinking your own piss again, are you?
你不会再喝自己的小便了，对吧？
My grandad's dying. What?!
我爷爷快要死了。什么？！
From cancer.
他得了癌症。
Oh, that's so sad, man.
哦，这太让人难过了，伙计。
Gutted for you.
为你感到非常难过
Do you know what stage it is?
你知道哪个阶段了吗？
Yeah? Seven.
七。
I think there's only four stages, mate.
我认为只有四个阶段，伙计。
Yeah, mate. It's cancer, not Tetris.
是的，伙计。这是癌症，而不是俄罗斯方块。
You've gone about three extra stages...
你已经多说了大约三个额外的阶段......
..stages, there.
..阶段，那里。
Oh, stage seven, oh, shit.
哦，第七阶段，哦，该死。
Yeah. Stage seven.
是的。第七阶段。
That's sad, man.
这太让人难过了，伙计。
Wait, wait.
等等。
Please tell me it's your grandad in Pakistan and not Dadha Hussein.
请告诉我那是你在巴基斯坦的祖父，而不是 Dadha Hussein
It's Dadha Hussein.
是 Dadha Hussein
Oh, man, he was the best one.
哦，伙计，他是最好的。
Nobody would have cared if it was your grandad in Pakistan, he...
没人会在乎是不是你在巴基斯坦的爷爷，他......
Remember when he used to throw bricks at our shins in the summer holidays?
还记得他在暑假的时候往我们的小腿扔砖头吗？
Proper hurting.
真疼啊
Yeah. He used to play a lot of cricket, innit, so...
是的。他以前经常打板球，所以......
he's got a good aim. Remember what he used to call me?
他丢的很准。还记得他以前怎么称呼我吗？
BOTH: Africa!
两者：非洲！
That's fully racist, innit?
这完全是种族主义者，不是吗？
Can't call someone a whole continent cos of their skin colour, innit...
不能称某人为整个大陆，仅仅因为他们的肤色，对不...
Proper knobhead, your Pakistan grandad.
妥妥的笨蛋，你的巴基斯坦爷爷。
Proper wish he had cancer.
真希望他得了癌症。
Instead of Dadha Hussein, like,
而不是 Dadha Hussein，比如，
if there was a choice in who the cancer fairy visited.
如果可以选择癌症仙子拜访谁。
Cancer fairy, yeah? Hm?
癌症仙子，对吧？嗯？
I'm sorry. Well, it is Dadha Hussein, the grandad that I love.
对不起。嗯，是 Dadha Hussein，我爱的那个爷爷。
And he's not going to be with us in four weeks.
而且他不会在四个星期后和我们在一起。
Listen, hey. Hey.
听着，嘿。嘿。
Don't cry, man.
别哭，伙计。
Anyway, he...
总之，他......
..he said he wants to see you two, innit, cos he needs some help
..他说要见你们两个，对不？因为他要人帮着搞点什么名堂
with summat, so come round the house later.
所以过一会儿到他家来。
It's not helping him wash, is it? Cos I'm not comfortable with that.
不会是帮他洗澡，对吧？因为我对此感到不舒服。
No, it's not helping him wash.
不，这不是帮他洗澡。
Actually, it might be that, I don't know, but just come, innit?
实际上，可能是这样，我不知道，但只是来吧，好不好
Also, yeah, I just want to put this out there,
另外，是的，我只是想把这个放在那里，
I'm not doing a euthanasia on him, man.
我不是在对他实施安乐死，伙计。
I don't want to do a euthanasia on anybody.
我不想对任何人实施安乐死。
Strictly speaking, shouldn't it be called euthanasian?
严格来说，难道不应该叫安乐死吗？
I was just trying to lighten the mood.
我只是想缓和一下心情。
Euthanasian?
安乐死？
Did it work the first time? Sorry.
第一次奏效了吗？不好意思。
EIGHT SNIFFS
小八闻了闻
DOOR CREAKS
门吱吱作响
THEY WHISPER
他们低声说
Ah! Ah! Bloody hell.
啊！啊！天哪
Look at you.
看看你。
Here you are, my good boy.
你来了，我的好孩子。
Yeah, Dadha, I'm here.
是的，爸爸，我在这里。
Not you.
不是你。
I was talking to Mobeen.
我当时正在和 莫宾 交谈。
Oh, right, yeah.
哦，对，是的。
You know,
你知道的
you've always been the grandson I never had.
我希望你是我的亲孙子
How are you, Dadha, are you OK?
Dadha，你好吗？
I have been better, but...
我已经好多了，但是......
..this life is very brief, you know.
..你知道，这辈子是短暂的。
Yeah.
是的。
And it's a test from Allah.
这是来自安拉的考验。
I'm not worried any more.
我不再担心了。
You're so brave, really.
你真勇敢，真的。
No.
不。
I'm shitting my chuddies.
我在拉屎。
Nobody wants to be bloody dying.
没有人愿意血腥地死去。
Come closer, I want to tell you a story.
走近一点，我想给你讲一个故事。
When I was 17 and living in Pakistan, me and my mother,
当我 17 岁住在巴基斯坦时，我和我的母亲，
we would have this conversation every day.
我们每天都会进行这样的对话。
"You need to get married."
“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married."
“我不想结婚。”
"You need to get married."
“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married."
“我不想结婚。”
"You need to get married."
“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married."
“我不想结婚。”
"You need to get married." "I don't want to get married."
“你得结婚。”“我不想结婚。”
"You need to get married." I don't want to get married.
“你得结婚。”我不想结婚。
"You need to get married."
“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married."
“我不想结婚。”
"You need to get married."
“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married." "You need to get married."
“我不想结婚。”“你得结婚。”
"I don't want to get married." OK, Dada, that's enough of that.
“我不想结婚。”好了，Dada，够了。
You didn't want to get married, it's all right.
你不想结婚，没关系。
Wait, but... Did you get married, then, Dadha?
等等，但是......那么，Dadha，你结婚了吗？
HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
他会说自己的语言
So then I got married.
所以后来我结婚了。
So you got married just to shut your mum up?
所以你结婚只是为了让妈闭嘴？
No, but he married my daadi and they lived happily ever after.
没有，但他娶了我的奶奶，他们从此过上了幸福的生活。
You proper hated his daadi, innit?
你真的很讨厌他的奶奶，对吧？
It's like you lot hate the Conservatives.
就好像你很讨厌保守党一样。
That's deep.
那确实很讨厌。
I was trapped, but then I got a chance
我被困住了，但后来我得到了一个机会
to come to the United Kingdoms
来到英国
and to escape from the mental prison that I was in.
并逃离我所处的精神监狱。
Najia didn't get a visa.
Najia 没有拿到签证。
It was the 1970s.
那是 二十世纪70 年代。
I knew immediately this was a place of opportunity.
我立即知道这是一个充满机会的地方。
A place of opportunity
充满机遇的地方
where skinheads would put dog shit through your letterbox.
光头党会把狗屎塞进你的信箱。
Make Britain great again, eh?
让英国再次伟大，嗯？
Good times, they were. Good times.
他们是美好的时光。美好时光。
So I opened the first video shop in the neighbourhood.
所以我在附近开了第一家音像店。
I made a fortune.
我发了大财。
You were like the Small Heath Steve Jobs, weren't you?
你就像小希思的史蒂夫乔布斯，不是吗？
He got cancer as well,
他也得了癌症，
so that's like, another thing you got in common.
所以，这就像是你们的另一个共同点。
SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
会说自己的语言
The shop got so busy that people would come and say to me,
店里忙得不可开交，人们会来对我说：
"You need help in the shop."
“你在店里需要帮忙。”
"I don't need help in the shop."
“我在店里不需要帮忙。”
"You need help in the shop."
“你在店里需要帮忙。”
"I don't need help in the shop."
“我在店里不需要帮忙。”
"You need help in the shop."
“你在店里需要帮忙。”
"I don't need help in the shop."
“我在店里不需要帮忙。”
"You need help in the shop."
“你在店里需要帮忙。”
"I don't need help in the shop."
“我在店里不需要帮忙。”
"You need help in the shop."
“你在店里需要帮忙。”
"I don't need help in the shop."
“我在店里不需要帮忙。”
You didn't need help in the shop.
你在商店里不需要帮助。
No, but then, did you get help in the shop, then?
没有，但是，你在商店里得到了帮助吗？
HE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE
他用自己的语言喊道
So then I got an assistant, and,
然后我找了一个助手，然后，
to cut a long story short...
长话短说......
Please do.
请这样做。
..we fell in love.
..我们坠入爱河。
And we got married and we have been man and wife ever since.
我们结婚了，从那时起我们就一直是丈夫和妻子。
What?
什么？
So, you got with two wives?
所以，你有两个妻子？
OG, triple OG, getting it in, Dadha! Ta, ta!
厉害了我的老天鹅， Dadha！啪啪！
Wild!
真狂野！
Then, things got complicated when Najia came over here.
然后，当Najia来到这里时，事情变得复杂起来。
Yeah. It was very, very hard.
是的。这非常非常困难。
Sorry.
不好意思。
Hard, though, innit?
不过，很难，innit？
I could have done things better,
我本可以做得更好，
but I'm dying, now.
但我现在快死了。
I need your help, Mobeen.
我需要你的帮助，Mobeen。
Najia won't let me see my Jamila.
Najia 不让我看到我的 Jamila。
What? Najia has gone too far.
什么？Najia 做得太过分了
She's locked all the doors and she's started scaring me.
她把所有的门都锁上了，她开始吓唬我。
I love my daadi, she would never do that.
我爱我的奶奶，她永远不会那样做。
HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
他会说自己的语言
You know, the other day, I tried to get out of bed.
你知道，前几天，我试图起床。
And she said, "You can't get out of the bed!"
“她说：”你不能从床上下来！
"I want to get out of bed."
“我想起床。”
"You can't get out of the bed!" "I want to get out of the bed."
“你不能从床上下来！”“我想从床上起来。”
"You can't get out of the bed." "I want to get out of the bed."
“你不能从床上下来。”“我想从床上起来。”
She attacked me with a stick.
她用棍子攻击我。
And then she threatened to cut off my cucumber.
然后她威胁要把我的黄瓜切掉。
THEY GASP
他们喘不过气来
THUMP FROM DOWNSTAIRS
THUNGP from Downstairs （楼下砰砰声）
That's her down there.
那就是她。
She's nailing the window shut with the same hammer
她用同一把锤子把窗户钉上了
that she'll come and kill us all with in a minute.
她一会儿就来杀了我们所有人。
I think you're getting carried away.
我觉得你有点得意忘形了。
HE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE
他用自己的语言喊道
If the cancer doesn't kill me,
如果癌症没有杀死我，
the crazy madwoman with the stick will kill me.
那个拿着棍子的疯狂疯女人会杀了我。
I need to see my Jamila at the video shop.
我需要在音像店看到我的 Jamila。
Please promise me you'll help me.
请答应我，你会帮助我。
Mobeen, promise me you'll help me!
Mobeen，答应我你会帮助我的！
HE SOBS
他哭泣
Help.
帮助。
OK, shall we go?
好，我们走吧？
Shh.
嘘。
DISCORDANT VIOLIN STRINGS
不和谐的小提琴弦
Oh!
哦！
PHONE RINGS
电话铃声
That's her. That's the psycho.
那就是她。这就是精神病。
Daadi? Have you been mis-sold a PPI?
“奶奶？你被误售了PPI吗？”
Oh, it's you, man. Yeah, how's it going?
哦，是你，伙计。是的，进展如何？
Shh! How did that door slam?
嘘！那扇门是怎么关上的？
I had to open a window, it smelled like someone was dying in there.
我不得不打开一扇窗户，闻起来像有人在里面死去。
Sorry.
不好意思。
GLASS BREAKS
玻璃破碎
What's the worst that could happen if Daadi catches us, anyways?
无论如何，如果奶奶 抓住了我们，会发生什么最糟糕的情况是什么？
She'll chop your cucumbers off. I need my cucumber!
她会把你的黄瓜切掉。我需要我的黄瓜！
Why does everyone keep talking about salad?
为什么大家都在谈论沙拉？
Be careful! She'll chop it to a nub if she catches you.
小心！如果她抓住你，她会把它切成小块。
Bloody hell. It's OK, lads.
的地狱。没关系，伙计们。
I think she's gone out.
我想她已经出去了。
Come on.
加油。
Oh, God, no! Come on!
哦，上帝，不！加油！
Run! Ah! Daadi! Run!
跑！啊！奶奶！跑！
Oh, my gosh!
哦，天哪！
DOOR SLAMS
门板
MUSIC: Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio
音乐：Coolio 的 Gangsta's Paradise
# As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
# 当我走过死亡阴影的幽谷时
# I take a look at my life and realise there's nothin' left
# 我审视了自己的生活，发现什么都没有了
# Cos I've been blastin' and laughin' so long... #
# 因为我已经大笑这么久了......#
Ah, my little gold mine.
啊，我的小金矿。
The old business. So many happy times.
曾经的生意。这么多快乐的时光。
Me and my Jamila.
我和我的 Jamila。
She was a very naughty girl.
她是一个非常顽皮的女孩。
You know, she was very hot...
你知道，她很性感......
OK, Bigamy Smalls, can you just get this door open?
好的，重婚犯，你能把这扇门打开吗？
It's cold out here. HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
外面很冷。
PHONE RINGS
电话铃声
Is that the PPI man again? Gimme that.
那又是那个 PPI 推销员吗？给我那个。
Tell him not to call me any more.
告诉他不要再给我打电话了。
I will.
我会的。
Yes. We don't need no PPI claims, thank you very much, yeah.
是的。我们不需要 PPI 索赔，非常感谢，是的。
Why don't you stop calling, and while you're at it,
你为什么不停止打电话，趁你还在的时候，
gently insert your phone up your anus. Mobeen.
轻轻地将手机插入肛门。莫宾。
Sorry, Eight's daadi.
对不起，小八的奶奶。
I wasn't talking to you.
我不是在和你说话。
Yeah, I know we left with him this morning and that,
是的，我知道我们今天早上和他一起离开了，
but we haven't seen him since.
但从那以后我们就再也没有见过他。
I said to him, "Unless you become the Terminator
我对他说，“除非你成为终结者
"and go back to the future and rewind that tape,
“然后回到未来，倒带那盘，
"you're going to have to pay 50p."
“你得付 50 便士。”
THEY LAUGH
他们笑
He knows that, though. Yeah,
不过，他知道这一点。是的
it does sound a bit like him, that, yeah.
听起来确实有点像他，是的。
Look, Daadi, man, he made us promise that we wouldn't tell you what's going on.
听着，奶奶，伙计，他让我们保证我们不会告诉你发生了什么。
Marrying Jamila was the happiest day of my life.
和Jamila的婚礼 是我一生中最快乐的一天。
Is he still going on about Jamila?
他还在谈论Jamila吗？
You know about Jamila?
你知道 Jamila 吗？
Of course I know about her.
我当然知道她。
But she's been gone sometime now.
但她已经走了一段时间了。
What do you mean, gone?
你什么意思，走了？
She disappeared ten years ago.
她十年前失踪了。
So what happened, then?
那么，发生了什么呢？
Nobody was ever really sure.
从来没有人真正确定过。
They went away together and she never came back.
他们一起走了，她再也没有回来。
Oh, shit. Sorry, not shit.
该死。对不起，不是该死。
Yesterday, he spent one hour telling me that he wanted Judge Rinder
昨天，他花了一个小时告诉我，他想要林德法官
to witness the signing of his will.
见证他的遗嘱签署。
He's not a well man.
他不是一个好人。
Just leave it with me, yeah?
就交给我吧，对吧？
Sorry, Daadi.
对不起，奶奶
Maybe you just learn some Hindi, learn to dance around a tree,
也许你只是学了一些印地语，学会了绕着树跳舞，
butt shakes, move around a bit and before you know it,
屁股摇晃，移动了一下，不知不觉中，
you could a big Bollywood star, you know.
你可以是一个宝莱坞大明星，你知道的。
You all right, boys, yeah?
你们还好吗，小伙子们，是吗？
Yeah. They won't bother you again. Thanks, man.
是的。他们不会再打扰你了。谢谢，伙计。
You all right? Yeah, I'm all right, man, I'm all right.
你没事吧？是的，我没事，伙计，我没事。
So, Dadha...
所以，Dadha......
You've been in touch with Jamila, yeah?
您一直与 Jamila 保持联系，是吗？
What?
什么？
Yeah, the love of your life.
是的，你一生的挚爱。
She on her way?
她在路上？
All in good time, Mobeen.
一切都来得正是时候，莫宾。
Where does she live? Is she local, or what?
她住在哪里？她是本地人，还是其他什么？
So many questions from my favourite grandson.
我最喜欢的孙子提出了这么多问题。
I'm your grandson.
我是你的孙子。
Seriously, where is Jamila?
说真的，贾米拉在哪里？
Listen, guys, I need to tell you a story.
听着，伙计们，我需要给你们讲一个故事。
Oh, bloody hell.
哦，天哪
Look, I've got to go for a haircut next Tuesday,
你看，我下周二得去理发，
can we get a move on, please?
我们能继续前进吗？
It's about Jamila.
这是关于 Jamila 的。
Go on.
继续。
Jamila is...gone.
Jamila 走了。
She...disappeared,
她。。。消失
ten years ago.
十年前。
Why are we here, then?
那么，我们为什么在这里呢？
CREEPY MUSIC
令人毛骨悚然的音乐
There's something here I need to deal with.
这里有一些事情我需要处理。
Something I need to dispose of before I die.
我需要在死前处理掉的东西。
I've not told anyone about this.
我没有告诉任何人这件事。
You mustn't judge me.
你可不能评判我。
I told you, man. I told you, man.
我告诉过你了，伙计。我告诉过你了，伙计。
He's a Jamila killer. I told you.
他是杀害 Jamila 的人。我告诉过你。
I fell down these stairs when I was six years old.
我六岁时从这些楼梯上摔下来。
Proper banged my head.
我的头真的受伤了
Yeah. No shit.
是的。没事。
In there.
在那儿。
Please remember,
请记住，
all men make decisions they regret at some point in their life.
所有男人都会在他们生命中的某个时刻做出后悔的决定。
I know this is shocking, but...
我知道这很令人震惊，但是......
Porn!
色情片！
Yes, thank you!
是的，谢谢！
This is nothing to celebrate, guys.
这没什么好庆祝的，伙计们。
It is when we thought your dead ex-wife was in there, mate.
那时我们以为你死去的前妻在里面，伙计。
Bloody hell.
天哪。
Misadventures In Megaboob Manor. Dadha, what is this?
Megaboob Manor 的不幸经历。爸爸，这是什么？
I had no choice.
我别无选择。
With two families, I had to make ends meet.
我有两个家庭，不得不维持生计。
You were making ends meet all right.
你入不敷出还好。
Wait, so you sold this stuff?
等等，所以你卖了这些东西？
Most of the money I made was from the under the counter titles.
我所赚的大部分钱来自于地下交易。
Dadha, you're a pervert.
Dadha，你是个色狼。
And I like it.
我喜欢它。
You know, it was a perfect system.
你知道，这是一个完美的系统。
But if your daadi or someone else found out,
但是，如果你的奶奶 或其他人发现了，
it would have brought great shame on our family. Shame, yeah.
这会给我们的家人带来巨大的耻辱。耻辱，是的。
So you're saying you never consumed any of this yourself?
所以你是说你自己从来没有看过这些东西吗？
No. Never.
不。从不。
I may have seen Ferris Boner's Day Off once or twice,
我可能看过一两次 Ferris Boner's Day Off，
you know, just for the research purposes. I knew it!
你知道的，只是为了研究目的。我就知道！
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, seriously.
等一下，等一下，认真地。
This is all well and good, but where's Jamila?
这一切都很好，但 Jamila 在哪里？
CREEPY MUSIC
令人毛骨悚然的音乐
I killed her.
我杀了她。
HE LAUGHS MANICALLY
他狂躁地笑着
I'm just kidding, come on.
我只是在开玩笑，来吧。
Ha-ha. It's a funny joke.
哈哈。这是一个有趣的笑话。
Really funny joke, Dadha.
真是个有趣的笑话， Dadha
Jamila, she went off with a younger man.
贾米拉，她和一个年轻的男人走了。
Our marriage had run its course.
我们的婚姻已经走到了尽头。
I thought you said she was the love of your life?
我以为你说她是你一生的挚爱？
I had to tell you something.
我得告诉你一些事情。
I mean, would you have smuggled out a dying man from his house
我的意思是，你会不会把一个垂死的人从他的房子里偷偷带出来
just to dispose of this?
只是为了处理掉这个？
I mean, probably, yeah. I would have, yeah.
我的意思是，可能，是的。我会的，是的。
We got time on our hands.
我们手头有时间。
OK, all right. Does this mean you do love Daadi?
好的，好的。这是否意味着你确实爱 奶奶？
No.
不。
She's not a psycho, but she's still after her inheritance.
她不是个疯子，不过她还是在想方设法要得到遗产。
Oh, right.
哦，对了。
Have you decided what you're going to do
你决定好要用剩余的遗产
with the rest of the inheritance?
做什么了吗
Yeah, I do have something in mind.
是的，我确实有想法。
Yeah? Something that's quite close my heart.
是的？这是我非常关心的事情。
Yeah?
是的？
Netball in ladies' prisons.
女子监狱中的无挡板篮球运动。
Blud, blud!
兄弟
What's that?
什么？
It's a charity that provides netball equipment for lady prisoners.
这是一个为女囚犯提供无板篮球设备的慈善机构。
Can we just get on with the job we came here to do
我们能不能就做我们到这里来要干的事
and get rid of this porn?
把这色情玩意儿丢掉
Nah, nah, real talk, yeah,
好吧，真正的谈话，是的，
this is immoral, misogynistic, and most importantly,
这是不道德的、厌恶女性的，最重要的是，
on a format we can't use anyway, so, let's dash, innit?
我们反正也不能播放这种格式，所以，赶紧走吧，对吧？
This just seems so wrong.
这似乎太错误了。
What, porn, yeah? No, getting rid of it.
什么，色情片，是吗？不，摆脱它。
A lot of very professional people
很多非常专业的人
worked hard to bring us this material.
努力给我们带来这些材料。
They work very hard, innit?
他们工作非常努力，不是吗？
Let's just get rid of it, huh?
让我们摆脱它吧，是吧？
CREAKING
吱吱 作响
Did you hear that?
你听到了吗？
CREAKING CONTINUES
吱吱作响仍在继续
TAPPING
割胶
It's nothing, man. Thought I heard something, but...
没什么，伙计。我以为我听到了什么，但是......
Argh!
啊！
Daadi?
达迪？
What are you doing with all this filth?
你用这些污秽做什么？
Yes!
是的！
What are you doing with this filth!
你用这些污秽东西干什么！
What? No...
什么？不。。。
All I wanted to do was come here one last time,
我只想最后一次来这里，
and you violate my life's work with this?
你用这个违反了我毕生的事业？
My own grandson bringing this filthy muck into Hussein Videos.
我自己的孙子把这种肮脏的毒品带进了侯赛因录相馆。
You are not my favourite grandson.
你不是我最喜欢的孙子。
You're not even my favourite pervert!
你甚至不是我最喜欢的！
THEY SNIGGER
他们咯咯地笑
EIGHT SOBS
小八抽泣
Oh.
哦。
And that's why Judge Rinder is a genius.
这就是为什么 Rinder 法官是个天才。
He's all right.
他没事。
EIGHT SOBS
小八抽泣
Dadha, remember what we were talking about earlier?
Dadha，还记得我们刚才说的吗？
Eight took the blame for you. He got battered for you.
小八替你承担了责任。他为你挨了打。
Is there something you'd like to say to him?
你有什么想对他说的吗？
Yeah, there is.
是的，有。
Why don't you stand up for yourself?
你为什么不为自己站出来呢？
What?
什么？
Don't worry, he's going to die soon anyways.
别担心，反正他很快就会死的。
What?
什么？
Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood.
对不起，只是想缓和一下心情。
What happened to those boxes, in the end?
这些盒子最后怎么了？
I don't know. Eight dumped them somewhere.
我不知道。小八把它们扔在某个地方。
What is it?
这是什么？
They're broken.
它们坏了。
I know what this is. It's old school porn.
我知道这是什么。这是老派的色情片。
ALL: Yes!
所有人：是的！
# Oh
# 哦
# No time to rest
# 没有时间休息
# Just do your best
# 尽力而为
# Oh
# 哦
# What you hear is not a test
# 你听到的不是测试
# We're only here to make you
# 我们只在这里让您
# We're only here to make you
# 我们只在这里让您
# We're only here to make you
# 我们只在这里让您
# We're only here to make you
# 我们只在这里让您
# Go
# 前往
# Gotta go, gotta make it in time
# 得走，得及时赶
# Brightest star gonna be the guide
# 最亮的星星将成为指南
# Gotta get you to the other side
# 必须带你到另一边
# To where the butterflies and where the peach reside. #
# 到蝴蝶飞翔的地方和桃子所在的地方。#